No Thingz Considered

Hermajesty 0:00
No things considered is the thoughts of the hosts and not NC State Student Media. No things considered is a program in which some listeners may find offensive and contains explicit content. Please proceed at your own risk. Welcome back to WKNC this is Hermajesty. And in today more than usual we have most utter of nautical nonsense. This is the brand new, No things considered podcast. And I have been been named by our advisor Jamie as the supposed ringleader of whatever is about to take place. And so while I don't accept any responsibility for what is about to be said, it might be my fault. Um, so why doesn't everybody introduce yourselves? Who we have. First,

3 Bears 0:46
I am Cutter better known as three bears in the code.

Rainbow Riot 0:49
Hello, I'm Rosie and I usually go by Rainbow riot.

Johnny Ghost 0:53
I'm Joey aka Johnny ghost.

Tea Time 0:55
I'm Tommy your favorite emo DJ tea time.

Innegra 0:58
I'm Taylor and I'm sometimes a supplement to innegra.

Grant Eubanks 1:03
I'm grant I run the social media. I go by Eubanks on trail mix, and I do the funny tweets.

Hermajesty 1:10
He is in fact the funny man. So first off, what is what are everybody's expectations for this? None?

Grant Eubanks 1:19
Nothing?

Rainbow Riot 1:19
Yeah, I have absolutely zero I must say

Johnny Ghost 1:21
Just sheer chaos.

Tea Time 1:22
I haven't prepared anything. So you haven't told us anything?

Hermajesty 1:27
Oh, exactly.

Grant Eubanks 1:28
Yeah, listeners, you know exactly as much as we do.

Hermajesty 1:31
And it's so freeform. If someone calls me right now and they have a segment idea. We might just do it. We're just we're just going for it. Okay, so the first the first segment that I have is it's actually an original creation for the station for this this podcast. It's called, You'll never believe me, but

3 Bears 1:55
can you what was that title again? Just,

Hermajesty 1:57
You'll never believe me, but.

3 Bears 1:59
that's interesting. Yeah. Where'd you come up with that?

Hermajesty 2:03
Um so me and Grant, we're outside of the local 504. And I said, Oh, I should do a segment called You'll never believe me, but. where we give, um the podcasts hosts um, two two movie Synopses. And they have to guess which one is Rango.

Rainbow Riot 2:22
So I love that you said I love that you said a little local 504

Tea Time 2:26
I was about to cry.

Hermajesty 2:26
I've been doing this for I've been making that mistake for up to two weeks now. It did happen on the interview.

Grant Eubanks 2:35
Also, we were there and you said it.

The sign was right there.

Hermajesty 2:41
I understand that I've made this mistake. And grant did correct me once. But it only happened once.

Grant Eubanks 2:48
I figured that was enough.

Hermajesty 2:49
I was thinking about that as I was saying it and I was like Oh, I can't get it wrong. And then I did.

Grant Eubanks 2:55
That's nice alliteration. I think we need to petition to change.

Yeah, got some good mouthfeel.

3 Bears 3:00
So sorry, before I've got one more like question just about this segment, right? Because it's so original how like the title doesn't seem in any way connected to what we're doing.

Hermajesty 3:11
Well, if you have seen the movie Rango recently, you know that it is an obscene movie that makes zero sense.

3 Bears 3:19
Ohhh, okay.

Grant Eubanks 3:21
Gekko.

Hermajesty 3:23
Yes, he's a chameleon.

Unknown Speaker 3:27
He's the Chameleon.

Tea Time 3:28
He's is a law enforcement member. Okay. a cab includes Rango

Innegra 3:35
Rango Midwestern cold classic Rango. Like it's important,

Hermajesty 3:40
of course, yeah.

Tea Time 3:41
Beans, the crested gecko in Rango

Hermajesty 3:44
Tommy I don't like this. You're gonna be too good at this game.

Tea Time 3:47
I haven't seen Rango since I was like seven

Hermajesty 3:49
How do you know so much about Rango?

Tea Time 3:51
I carry over Rango lore.

Hermajesty 3:55
I don't doubt that.

Grant Eubanks 3:58
I don't think people are vying for that crown.

Hermajesty 4:00
Well yeah, but he also went to rep con.

Tea Time 4:04
I got myself a little dude.

Speaking of beans, this was no way related to Rango. I think I'm gonna name it beans. King beans

Hermajesty 4:13
sounds related to Rango

Tea Time 4:16
honestly, maybe, maybe

Grant Eubanks 4:19
how long have you been floating that idea? How long have you been floating beans around?

Tea Time 4:23
she said beans last night

Hermajesty 4:26
to be it was meant to Beans.

Tea Time 4:30
Beans girl pull up a picture of my child.

Hermajesty 4:33
Yeah, that's great for this podcast audience.

Grant Eubanks 4:38
Here we can someone want to describe this in as much detail as possible

Tea Time 4:41
grab this little dude

Innegra 4:42
for the benefit of the radio. Tommy has reached his phone across to Eubanks. And is showing his chameleon.

Grant Eubanks 4:48
its a little brown dude standing up trying to get out of this, this enclosure but

Innegra 4:52
very descriptive

Hermajesty 4:53
to clarify for legal reasons ground dude is in relation to a reptile.

Grant Eubanks 4:57
It's I mean, if you look at that thing, it's a little

Innegra 5:02
What kind of dude is it?

Hermajesty 5:04
he looks more like like a burnt Mesa color

Tea Time 5:10
it's too young to be sex so I don't know. So I had to like look at it and say to you and I also known as young Matra or former

Hermajesty 5:21
that is a dude

Innegra 5:21
that is Bert Mesa

Tea Time 5:22
and for a second I don't know what sex this is good and he said he doesn't look like a man or like a male like like a male because it doesn't have balls yet, it was too young to tell because it's probably been around four months I have to wait like two months before

Rainbow Riot 5:38
we are not by any means identifying someone's gender expression with their genitalia. We just want to clarify though we're talking about a gecko

Tea Time 5:45
that much there i think i think it just it has what it has but like the

Innegra 5:49
it has what it has

Tea Time 5:50
the on that Gecko are just an interesting image

How many minutes are we into this podcast?

Grant Eubanks 6:04
Almost six six minutes in lizard. Anyway, back to rango

Hermajesty 6:09
back to rango?

Tea Time 6:11
Sounds like a band we'd play

Rainbow Riot 6:12
that does sound like a band we play like mannequin pussy. Yeah.

3 Bears 6:18
Yeah, I'd go to a bert mesa show

Rainbow Riot 6:21
you wanted to show tonight? Yeah.

3 Bears 6:26
It might be sins and Bert Mesa

Rainbow Riot 6:28
you created some heavy topics. sounds like an episode of my show. Funky so you'll never believe me, But

Hermajesty 6:41
you'll never believe me but

Rainbow Riot 6:43
not copyrighted by

Hermajesty 6:44
Yeah, no, certainly. Oh, actually. We've abolished copyright

Innegra 6:49
this is a lawless country

Hermajesty 6:50
Yeah,

Innegra 6:51
yeah.

Tea Time 6:53
We have succeeded. production studio for you can see into

Hermajesty 6:57
don't just throw that word around.

Grant Eubanks 7:00
what production.

Tea Time 7:01
This one room is a demilitarized zone. Anything Goes lawless territory.

Hermajesty 7:09
I'm a sovereign citizen.

3 Bears 7:11
Where do where do we land on nudity? Just so we're all clear on that.

Hermajesty 7:14
Sure.

Innegra 7:14
Among among one another are talking about?

Grant Eubanks 7:20
Yeah, no, no, I mean, like in our new DMZ that we've created,

Tea Time 7:24
I thought you meant in general, okay.

Johnny Ghost 7:27
Are we stripping

Innegra 7:30
podcast anyway?

Rainbow Riot 7:34
Let's get back

Hermajesty 7:35
back to Rango. So I'm going to read our two Synopses. And then and then our panel we'll we'll try to guess which one is Rango. Okay, so, after finding a mail order gun while riding in the desert, our hero and his best friend Matthew began to play with it and eventually decided to leave their town and seek more colorful adventure as gunfighters while following a criminal band called the crackers into a saloon. Our hero is challenged and shoots the aggressor dead demonstrating he has a quick talent for gunplay. He and Matthew strong on their way into joining the crackers. But they are inept at pulling off successful crimes and they are left behind.

Tea Time 8:24
I'm enthralled

Hermajesty 8:26
A taunting Fiddler alerts our hero to the legendary outlawed John Kane. And soon he and Matthew seek him out at his home saloon hoping to join with him. Joe, who's gun skills are kept sharp through musical drumming challenges the boys to fire each other to demonstrate their talent but our hero refuses, sensing that it will lead to an eventual showdown between himself and his friend. He leaves the compound to seek answers elsewhere, but Matthew stays behind to join Kane's organization. Our hero meets an old man living in the desert who's allowed who allows him to stay the night, provided he leaves has gone outside. He alludes to the pleasures to be found in a border town called El Camino and our hero rides off to there for the next day. El Camino is a virtual Sin City centered around the brothel spa operated by Bell Carr who insists she only sleeps to the fluent gunslingers. Our hero manages to charm her into intimacy but ultimately chooses to leave her finding that hedonism is not what he had been seeking either. Meanwhile, Matt,

Tea Time 9:35
just Fallout New Vegas

Hermajesty 9:42
Meanwhile, Matthew has risen into a position of trust with Joe Kane, who plans to ultimately surpass the gunslinger. Our hero returns to the old man's compound where he learns about the beauty and stillness of the desert. The old man teaches him a mantra "Hurry up and die" to stress the contrary notion of slowing down and enjoying this circle of change. Our hero sheds most of his gunslinger attire and becomes more spirit minded.

3 Bears 10:06
sticking to Murder She Wrote.

Hermajesty 10:08
No, no, no.

Rainbow Riot 10:10
This is Karate Kid.

Hermajesty 10:12
This still might be Rango. Kane announced his plan to take his men and visit El Camino asking Matthew to watch the saloon. Matthew said trails him and stopped at the old man's compound where he's reunited with our hero announces his plan to duel with Kane in El Camino. Our hero fervently returns to practice his shooting and anticipating his profile, profit size showdown with his friend. The old man is horrified at the return to violence and confronts him with his spent bullets and a dead mouse, demonstrating how even when he seems to be shooting at nothing, he is still harming. He tells them He will not speak to him again. The next morning However, he breaks the silence to tell him he is ready to die. Matthew confronts Kane and El Camino and shoots him dead it is entered he is to celebrate with Belle Starr. He returns the compound and goads our hero into a gunfight with him. Our hero tries multiple times to stall the duel but Matthew persists. The two fight hand to hand in the desert and our hero rides off wondering aloud how Matthew seems to have learned nothing.

3 Bears 11:12
Everything

Rainbow Riot 11:12
is that the end?

Hermajesty 11:13
Yes.

Innegra 11:15
Finally its over

Tea Time 11:16
What's the fate of the cat

Rainbow Riot 11:17
That was wonderful? That was really great

Hermajesty 11:19
crackers expired.

Tea Time 11:22
That's the worst.

Hermajesty 11:23
Yeah, they went stale.

Johnny Ghost 11:24
Gotta hate soggy crap.

Hermajesty 11:28
They don't get soggy.

Tea Time 11:31
Maybe they're human environment. They'll get soggy,

Rainbow Riot 11:34
but it's arid humans

Grant Eubanks 11:36
are supposed to get another one of these.

Hermajesty 11:38
Yes,

Johnny Ghost 11:38
are there two? Okay, give us a second.

Grant Eubanks 11:41
I want to I want to say that I'm gonna before I even hear the second one. I'm just gonna guess that neither of these are Rango for the for the listener that was a severe head turn.

Hermajesty 11:56
Our hero became stranded in the Mojave Desert. Once he's on the road he needs to cause the accident a mystic traveler named Roadkill who is seeking the mystical spirit of the west by trying to get to the other side after all have been killed in traffic while trying to help roadkill, ends up near road kill again,

3 Bears 12:19
how would you call it with the first one

Rainbow Riot 12:25
endless endless hours of thought must have gone into sort of like a creating this really long drawn out plot.

Tea Time 12:31
alternate reality

Hermajesty 12:36
I should've looked on wattpad you know it's there.

Tea Time 12:44
Yeah, I've heard of Backyardigans fanfiction. pretty strange things happened at the lunch table in high school.

Johnny Ghost 12:54
That's fair.

Tea Time 12:55
Thank you.

Innegra 13:02
It's for Harry Styles fanfiction.

Tea Time 13:04
For reference.

3 Bears 13:05
She was on chapter 10 of something when she called it I didn't get to read a single word of it. But all I know is chapter 10s a long way

Tea Time 13:14
is the extension of the mom sells the child to Harry Styles

Rainbow Riot 13:26
It used to be called it's been since deleted I would like to clarify but it's called mom one direction is behind my couch. And it's it's a real book. And I read it when I was 12

Hermajesty 13:39
Wait, I'm sorry.

Rainbow Riot 13:40
It was art.

3 Bears 13:40
Can we go back to you were 12

Tea Time 13:43
Where can I go to like my local Barnes and Noble and get like

Johnny Ghost 13:50
when you start finding that stuff

Rainbow Riot 13:51
that is the age

Tea Time 13:58
I need the unabridged version of it

Rainbow Riot 14:00
the- Oh, it's been described so Oh, um I'll come back to this um I have found Rango fanfiction to be fair and it is completed basically

Hermajesty 14:11
this is not Rango fanfiction by the way this is effectively Rango smut

Rainbow Riot 14:18
it is a sister rattlesnake Jake x reader Rango

Hermajesty 14:24
This is an ex female reader for rattles at home you took away my description.

Johnny Ghost 14:28
Oh man. Dramatic reading

Hermajesty 14:30
please please by all means

Rainbow Riot 14:32
it's written it's written by plague noodle

3 Bears 14:36
right now.

Rainbow Riot 14:37
Oh, my God. This may contain strong language and lewd reading. Other than that hope everyone enjoys. Oh, it's tagged love at first sight. The dessert

3 Bears 14:51
the cheese

Hermajesty 14:55
that's all you need to know. You can go check out- Is anyone here plague noodle on wattpad and we've just outed you severely

Innegra 15:03
reminded me of something in middle school I was a fanfiction writer you still may have someone that I was friends with at the time came up to me because we were talking about fanfiction as middle schoolers do and she was talking about this one fanfiction and I'm like that sounds very similar. That sounds very familiar. And then she told me the title and showed me and it was my own fanfiction.

Did you tell her

Johnny Ghost 15:34
at some point? Yes, I let her have her fun with it for a little bit. It was definitely not gonna

Tea Time 15:40
Can I ask what fanfiction it was

Hermajesty 15:42
that was gonna be my question

Tea Time 15:45
Bill Cipher Wyatt.

Innegra 15:46
No. Ummm,

Hermajesty 15:48
Wait.

called out

Tea Time 15:57
and myself.

Innegra 15:59
Yeah, I recently introduced him to Gravity Falls and

Hermajesty 16:02
Oh, wow.

Innegra 16:03
We're going back to middle school.

Tea Time 16:05
I've never watched I've watched the episodes but we got into the, our house because

Hermajesty 16:09
our house is great.

Tea Time 16:10
Our house is great. You know, you can't see by making that, the biting lip face.

Johnny Ghost 16:15
Oh, wow. That's tantalizing,

Tea Time 16:18
she's like 40 but

Hermajesty 16:23
Tommy has um, Tommy has his radar on.

Rainbow Riot 16:28
You absolutely have to provide backstory.

Hermajesty 16:31
Okay, so previously, before we started recording, Rosie, Joey and I were staring at an informational poster used to um, warn teens about the dangers of predators on apps.

Innegra 16:44
On the app,

Hermajesty 16:46
the apps, the apps, there's very specific apps they include Fortnite, very important, Minecraft. Yes, the now defunct Musical.ly,

Rainbow Riot 16:54
of course

Hermajesty 16:55
naturally, and um, most other social media platforms, but there was one Oh, also Grindr to protect the children from children.

Johnny Ghost 17:04
Who pointed that out? I want credit.

Hermajesty 17:07
That is true.

3 Bears 17:07
Why wasn't Tinder on there?

Hermajesty 17:08
It was

3 Bears 17:09
it was okay. It wasn't going for the Grindr users.

Grant Eubanks 17:12
Look. Look. We all know that Fortnite is the Tinder of the modern age.

Tea Time 17:17
Is telegram on there?

Grant Eubanks 17:18
Tinder for coupie

Rainbow Riot 17:21
there was one there was one app, and it was very mysterious. It just had a pair of red lips on the front and it's a down

Hermajesty 17:27
we thought to ourselves, "What could that be?"

Rainbow Riot 17:29
I said to Myself, says I. That looks milfy

Hermajesty 17:35
that was that was Rosie's first thought Yes.

Grant Eubanks 17:38
What was this of again

Hermajesty 17:40
down

Rainbow Riot 17:43
I think it's a we

Hermajesty 17:44
we don't know what down is but but we would like we would like to believe that it is a milf radar

3 Bears 17:50
Here's what I have for you.

Hermajesty 17:53
Shoutout to the Google Play store because they'll let anything fly.

3 Bears 17:57
I pulled up I don't know if this is the actual app but I've put- whoa- all the time whoa I pulled up "Down, date and hook up, tap and instant match 18 plus pure love" and- Oh, that's so real.

Tea Time 18:12
And wild lovers.

Rainbow Riot 18:13
Nothing says pure love like swiping on superficial characteristics on a dating app.

3 Bears 18:17
I mean that's true featured on the tongue I've read more than this this says this

Grant Eubanks 18:25
this slide literally says get superpowers I don't know what that means. But I'm very curious and I would like some superpowers

Hermajesty 18:35
you never tangled with a milf cutter so you

Grant Eubanks 18:38
as far as you know

Tea Time 18:40
date the honest way we start conversation

Hermajesty 18:44
Hey, I'm doing after dark soon.

Tea Time 18:47
Can I go on after dark?

3 Bears 18:50
discover and get to know that cute neighbor or people in your city? Join the hottest date- join the hottest people dating in your area over 6.5 million people are already using Down

Hermajesty 19:02
down and we do not endorse it back.

Grant Eubanks 19:06
There's a dark to be a down original.

3 Bears 19:11
There's some in in currencies. I, is that the word I don't know. I think it just made up for consistency inconsistencies

Cutter 19:22
that Michael Jackson

Rainbow Riot 19:26
give it a read

Hermajesty 19:28
okay, but back to the milf radar Yes.

Grant Eubanks 19:30
Can we get to get through Milf radar

3 Bears 19:32
says now with 7 million singles

Hermajesty 19:34
whoa whoa seven

Grant Eubanks 19:36
This is living up to its new agey

Hermajesty 19:38
if we could please complete one segment

Okay, so the milf radar So somewhere how to from so how tinder how tinders and miles and and Grindrs and feet. Okay, did you guys not know that?

Tea Time 19:57
five feet Oh

3 Bears 19:58
no. I did not know that grinder was in feet Oh, and how would you know such a piece of information? Let's say feet

Innegra 20:00
are we talking feet ?

Hermajesty 20:07
We're talking fruit by the foot. Oh

3 Bears 20:14
sorry So you said that the milf the milf the milf app is measured in what now?

There's there's actually no like g y profile is it simply another user is in a direction? meter in meters

like sonar?

Hermajesty 20:30
It's a radar. Yeah,

3 Bears 20:31
so it's like it's like another user is 47 meters south.

Hermajesty 20:36
I mean, it gives you a direction gives you

Tea Time 20:39
Oh 16 miles north of you. If I spin around in my chair, I'm going to pick up milf

Oh my God

Rainbow Riot 20:50
milfs in your area.

Tea Time 20:50
It's like you're finding the direction of though

Grant Eubanks 20:53
Yeah, it's like I imagined to be like a Google Maps type thing where there's like a dot on you and then it's just like the radar circle like go find my, find my iPhone just like Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

Tea Time 21:04
Hot milfs in your area.

Grant Eubanks 21:05
Yeah. Like Pokemon GO

Tea Time 21:10
Pokemon Go for Milfs. No, no,

Johnny Ghost 21:13
I would just like to clarify that I'm still reading the rango fanfiction.

Hermajesty 21:16
It's really good. I'm not gonna lie to you. Right It's not that it doesn't have the best dialogue but description is pretty decent.

Unknown Speaker 21:28
Yeah,

Hermajesty 21:29
I still wanted to read the rank of synopsis based on how like batshit it is, but if

3 Bears 21:35
please continue the Rango synopsis. Okay, can we integrate the fanfiction with the synopsis? Can we hold them side by side?

Rainbow Riot 21:49
It's not an it is a conscious choice by the author and we

Hermajesty 21:54
oh not even a chance.

3 Bears 21:57
It's my favorite anime.

Innegra 22:03
Keep going.

Hermajesty 22:04
I'm telling him that he's looking for water. roadkill tells him a Western town called dirt an old west town that possibly has water, but unfortunately it is far out into the desert. Seeing no other options. He walked out into the desert, wandering the desert, nearly avoids being eaten

Rainbow Riot 22:22
having the woods knocked out of my life

Hermajesty 22:23
and takes him to dirt by others were

Rainbow Riot 22:33
sorry I didn't die in my brain just crap.

Tea Time 22:38
I didn't question it

Rainbow Riot 22:42
that I truly was like, be a part of this. I'd continue to blush while I struggled to get out of his hold. He'd slightly tighten his grip each time I'd move gently placing his gun in between my- no wait-

3 Bears 22:56
Back to the synopsis

Rainbow Riot 22:59
There is a different kind of gun play.

Tea Time 23:01
I'm- The link-

Rainbow Riot 23:03
there's a stutter-

Tea Time 23:04
we're gonna

Rainbow Riot 23:06
After placing the gun gently between my legs. "Stop, please," I beg. Soon he'd got off, got off and left along with Mayor john and the small gang. Back to you I would

Hermajesty 23:21
ask about his identity. The hero presents himself to the townsfolk as a tough drifter named rango. lying about killing a feared gang the Jenkins brothers using only one bullet he quickly runs afoul of Gila monster outlaw Bad Bill but voices shoot out when Phil is scared off by the Hawks return. Our hero was chased by the hawk in almost killed while trying to use some evasive maneuvers. Most of townfolk believe that he is chasing the hawk while they hide out in the saloon. He runs until he reaches an empty water tower, but the hawk grabs a piece of licorice that our hero is attached to. He accidentally knocks that water tower down while trying to shoot off the piece of licorice. For the bullet goes through and ricochets towards the tower, which crushes the hawk to death for defeating the town's mayor an elderly desert tortoise appoints our hero as the town's new sheriff. Man. Yes. Worried that the Hawk is dead? The infamous gunslinger Rattlesnake Jake who fears the hawk will return

Tea Time 24:18
I know that name.

Hermajesty 24:21
He co wrote

Rainbow Riot 24:30
I'd lay there. I have to get my my you know that podcast, "My dad wrote a porno", I need to get that voice on. It's a podcast.

Hermajesty 24:43
Her dad does follow WKNC on

Rainbow Riot 24:45
My dad does follow WKNC on Twitter and he will-

Hermajesty 24:49
ouch.

Rainbow Riot 24:50
okay.

Johnny Ghost 24:51
I'd lay there a bit helpless with my bird soon placing his head near mine.

Innegra 24:55
Where'd this bird come from? Is this a threesome?

Tea Time 25:00
About that

Rainbow Riot 25:00
gently placing my hand under his beak as I'd continue to blush soon getting up and onto my bird. Not sure where to go really at this point due to what happened

Hermajesty 25:13
so Rango just had a piece of licorice because he was using it so that the bird will not take him away the hawk

Tea Time 25:19
but he doesn't have pockets.

Hermajesty 25:21
It was tied around him.

Johnny Ghost 25:22
He's as big as the licorice.

3 Bears 25:24
Fair enough.

Johnny Ghost 25:25
It's like a rope.

Tea Time 25:26
Yeah, I'm just trying to point out the plot points cuz I want this to be very consistent film. This one is his films are movie Rango is a

Hermajesty 25:36
cinema.

Rainbow Riot 25:36
Okay, we get it. You're in Film Club.

Grant Eubanks 25:40
Consistently favorite directors, Quentin Tarantino? You know my favorite movies The Fight Club. You probably haven't heard of it. It's more of an indie film if you might not.

3 Bears 25:50
Me Tommy's the guy that was stuck watching rango

Tea Time 25:59
great screen movie.

Hermajesty 26:00
After discovering the dirt is in the midst of a drought and it's only water supply which is stored in the town bank inside a water cooler to be near empty. A skeptical Beans demands that our hero investigates where the water is gone. That night our hero inadvertently assisted true bank robbers led by a mole named Balthazar. Mistaking them for prospectors, the townsfolk find the banks bottle stolen the next morning, so our hero organizes a posse. During the search they find the banker Mr. merrimac to be dead in the middle of the desert, but oddly enough, the cause of his death was from drowning. The posse track the robbers that are hide out in a canyon, where they find out the Czar's bat writing clan over the stolen water before fight and discovering it to be empty. The robbers profess that they had found an empty but the posse still takes them into custody

Johnny Ghost 26:51
Jake's point of view. Soon getting off her and slithering away with a smirk I chuckle Ah, going back to my place I'm sorry, I'm sure I'm sure what could What did that houses look like in Rango?

Hermajesty 27:07
They're made of wood

Rainbow Riot 27:08
Okay, and

Tea Time 27:09
it was like a generic ghost town

Rainbow Riot 27:11
Swank. Keeping the thought of her in my head thinking going to visit her once again but don't want to seem desperate. The next day arrives as I slither out of a rather already dug it Barrow that has been abandoned for some time, unsure what to do for the day, quote, maybe something different rather. And I thought aloud,

Grant Eubanks 27:31
I'm sorry. I have a I have an essay about the animation in Rango and it's like talking about how innovative it was. In the recent past the 2011 American animation film rango provides evidence of the controversy between truth and falsity in the society. In the dirt community, almost every aspect of life is controlled by software, which convinces the entire community denying the members have the right to know the truth and free themselves from falsehood.

Hermajesty 27:56
Alright, our hero questions the mayor about his buying the land around Dirt, but the mayor denies any wrongdoing and shows our hero that he is building a modern city with the purchased land. The mayor then summons Rattlesnake Jake who kicks our hero out of town after forcing him to admit to admit his lies to the town's folk. A dejected hero returns to the road where he fell from out of the car and crosses to the other side before passing out and being taken away by a multitude of pillbugs. For listeners at home those are also rollie pollies.

Innegra 28:30
In layman's terms

Hermajesty 28:31
waking up the next morning our hero meets the spirit of the West, appearing as an elderly man with no name on a golf cart. After telling him what he did to the citizens of Dirt the Spirit tells our hero that he must go back and set things right telling him the no man can walk out on his own story.

Rainbow Riot 28:50
"Rather boring day it is," thinking to myself while sunbathing, watching sand get dragged here and there by the wind. Soon picking up a fresh scent from a flock of Road Runners. A familiar scent amongst the crowd was remembered. It was (your name), blushing a bit soon following the scent along with the trail of the flock footprints. "I'm coming for you, (your name). I'm coming for you" He smirked with a rather soothing deep voice as he knew what sent it was

Hermajesty 29:16
are you Rango or are you your name

Rainbow Riot 29:18
to clarify this is the point of view of rattlesnake jake

Hermajesty 29:21
instead of your name should he say your name?

Rainbow Riot 29:24
Oh, I'm not gonna

Tea Time 29:27
Can I just add that rattlesnake Jake has a

Hermajesty 29:30
He has a gun for a tail.

Rainbow Riot 29:30
He has a gun for a tail.

Hermajesty 29:31
Yes. Well, I don't know how such complicated surgery took place.

Tea Time 29:35
I'm not gonna lie. That's badass. Pistol barrel as a radar.

Rainbow Riot 29:39
Cool because like all the little cogs that could also

Tea Time 29:42
how does that work? anatomically.

Hermajesty 29:45
I saw I thought yeah, please, please explain that you did not want.

Johnny Ghost 29:49
I want to absolutely verify that this is not going to be on the radio right

Hermajesty 29:56
no

Rainbow Riot 29:57
taking gunplay to a whole new level He did say he placed his gun between her legs.

3 Bears 30:03
So that we haven't yet gotten any like worse than that. Yeah,

Johnny Ghost 30:08
no yeah, it's I'm waiting for smut frankly.

3 Bears 30:10
Yeah. I also want to point out that you immediately knew that Y/N in parentheses stood for "your name". C'mon. No, no, no, no, no, I think that's a fair thing to point out.

Hermajesty 30:25
Okay, quick I guess not show of hands but sound off. Who knew? Who knew that? I didn't.

Tea Time 30:31
I knew

Innegra 30:31
I did.

Tea Time 30:32
And I totally knew

Hermajesty 30:33
I didn't

Tea Time 30:33
I mean I don't read fanfiction but i've i've known enough people who do read fanfiction so just I don't know

Hermajesty 30:40
it's a funny concept.

Tea Time 30:43
Because like when I read it, I'm like, is it Yes No. Or is it Y/N and like your name

Johnny Ghost 30:47
pretty much a beginners mistake. I understand.

Grant Eubanks 30:49
Joey.

Hermajesty 30:50
Joey.

Johnny Ghost 30:52
Plead the fifth.

3 Bears 30:55
Fair.

Hermajesty 30:57
Joey is trying not to incriminate themselves.

Rainbow Riot 30:59
Oh, wait, Okay, wait, this is important for the benefit of the podcast. I went through a very brief period and I have mentioned this in our our group chat when I was 15 that I went through a really intense Paul McCartney phase. I for about a year I only read Paul McCartney fanfiction. And I would only choose and it has to be in the title because they clarified by the era I would only read Mc Beardy fanfiction, which is for all of our two or three listeners is like rooftop sessions Paul McCartney like he's like got like a full beard like almost post Beatles but not quite post Beatles. We're talking 68-69 here. I spent an entire year

3 Bears 31:39
Nice

Hermajesty 31:39
Nice. Yeah. Nice.

Rainbow Riot 31:40
It's been an entire spent an entire year reading fanfiction of Mc Beardy Paul McCartney.

Hermajesty 31:47
There's enough of that?

Rainbow Riot 31:49
I'm gonna

Hermajesty 31:50
there's a year

Rainbow Riot 31:50
you guys talk. I'm gonna look this up, Oh, yeah.Why don't you in my

Tea Time 31:56
1992 Paul McCartney myself.

Innegra 31:59
Blaming Paul McCartney is quite good.

Grant Eubanks 32:01
I think 2021 Paul McCartney needs a little bit of love. And I'm just saying.

3 Bears 32:05
I think you need a lot more of a lot of other things first.

Rainbow Riot 32:10
What are you saying?

3 Bears 32:12
I'm saying he's old.

Hermajesty 32:14
And ?

Rainbow Riot 32:16
are you ageist?

3 Bears 32:17
Yes.

Hermajesty 32:17
You said old?

3 Bears 32:19
Yes. I do not like old people.

Tea Time 32:23
So you're not down with Down, the milf finder?

3 Bears 32:25
No, I didn't say that at all. I'm more morally against old people.

Tea Time 32:29
Oh, that's fair. I'm cool with that. Whatever.

Grant Eubanks 32:33
You're good with the Milf radar.

3 Bears 32:35
I mean, I'm not good at it. But

Hermajesty 32:37
with the aid of road, our hero discovers an emergency shutoff valve in a water pipeline to Las Vegas, which the mayor has been manipulating to cause the water shortage so he could buy the land for himself. The rejuvenated hero returns to the dirt to challenge Jake to a duel, a diversion so the yuccas can turn the pipeline spout to bring the water back to our town. Our hero then holds Jake at gunpoint and makes his resolve clear. However, the mayor forces our hero to surrender by threatening Beans life before the two are locked inside the baseball to be drowned.

First, the audience is introducing Rango a pet lizard pretends to be popular and hero is encircled in a small glass I'm sorry, hero is not an adjective.

Tea Time 33:23
You cannot pretend to be hero.

Hermajesty 33:26
In a small glass area by his owner, an unidentified human remains. The audience realizes that rangos only companion is a pet fish that does not speak.

Tea Time 33:41
This movie is 10 years old.

Hermajesty 33:43
Can I clarify something? Rango is just Don Quixote.

Tea Time 33:47
Oh my god.

Johnny Ghost 33:49
Is that like when they do Shakespeare movies, but it's like 10 Things I Hate

Hermajesty 33:53
Yeah, rango. rango is the 10 Things I Hate About You of Don Quixote?

3 Bears 33:57
Westside story.

Johnny Ghost 33:58
Oh,

Hermajesty 33:59
he didn't prepare to shoot Jake with our heroes.

Rainbow Riot 34:02
I believe I have been skipped.

Hermajesty 34:04
a different type of shaming.

Tea Time 34:05
That was intentional.

Rainbow Riot 34:08
Go on if you must, but we're just getting the john Mayer's mayor John's sorry

Tea Time 34:19
john mayer fanfiction

Rainbow Riot 34:21
no it's still rango

Hermajesty 34:22
yeah john mayer x Rango.

Rainbow Riot 34:26
Oh, would you Okay, oh, I'm getting a notification that another fan thing that I'm reading has been updated so

3 Bears 34:32
You didn't have to say that

Rainbow Riot 34:34
I didn't but it just

3 Bears 34:35
I didn't even notice.

Johnny Ghost 34:37
I figured cutters like close enough to my phone was like boop and I just like slid right on up on the notification

3 Bears 34:42
I did not even notice you didn't have to say anything.

Rainbow Riot 34:44
JOHN Mayer's POV smirking

Hermajesty 34:47
John's POV

Rainbow Riot 34:49
whatever. Are they interchangeable at this point?

Tea Time 34:51
No. No, this is john mayer from now on, okay.

Hermajesty 34:55
The lead singer of Denning company.

Rainbow Riot 34:57
Yeah, very much correct. You would be correct wait Wait, no smoking as I saw your name and a small group come back with no water. Soon leaving without anyone knowing i'd head out to the usual spot where I played golf. golf? do they play golf in the movie?

Hermajesty 35:16
they do play golf.

Tea Time 35:20
flat land,

Johnny Ghost 35:21
golf with the small game. Always a small game. The usual small talk about a new town being made along with a new topic I've mentioned about the newcomer in town in search of water. The small game chuckled.

Hermajesty 35:33
for clarification the fanfic is taking place in the timeframe of the film. This is not before or after

3 Bears 35:39
within a sequel, not just like alternate like it's in Germany at the same time.

Hermajesty 35:45
Yes.

Grant Eubanks 35:45
Is this like lower?

3 Bears 35:47
I think this is canon.

Tea Time 35:49
Canon to the rango preven Rango Rango Rango iceberg explained

Innegra 35:57
the RCU rango cinematic universe.

Johnny Ghost 36:02
I found the smut keep going, I'm just going to be reading Cutter and I will be reading.

Hermajesty 36:07
He then prepares to shoot Jake with our heroes gun and trying to kill him among with the rest of the Old West. For the hero is taking the guns only bullet which he uses to shatter the Volt's glass door. He does this by performing the Heimlich maneuver on beings who has swallowed the bullet. And then it is shot out and then it breaks the glass

Tea Time 36:27
that is a powerful esophagus.

Hermajesty 36:29
Yeah, and then and then it floods the bank, freeing himself and beans and impressed, Jake salutes our hero for proving his heroism before dragging the mayor out of town to kill him for his deception. The citizens of Dirt celebrate the return on their water supply and our hero was recognized as Rango

3 Bears 36:44
I gotta say. I'm just reading this essay. This essay, which we've already known has has multiple misspellings and things it cites like an Oxford University thing. Three Oxford University papers... why?

Hermajesty 37:02
there were three Oxford University papers written about Rango? Can you can you take a look at this for me?

Tea Time 37:08
I'm a I have a doctorate in Rango, went to Oxford so... Rangologists.

3 Bears 37:17
So I will say one of these is Oxford University Press. So not officially Oxford University? Well yeah, but like this wouldn't be considered an NC State like publication. Got it. But yes, there are certainly two of these that are Oxford University. NC State Thank you my bad, only two Oxford University's cited in the Rango essay, my bad.

Rainbow Riot 37:46
And now for an extended chapter. As I follow the scented trail soon reaching the small pathetic town, I'd stop and soon trace her scent as she was near her motel. I'd rush over soon pushing- my mom just called.

3 Bears 38:04
sweetie? you doing okay? I just got a really bad feeling. all right. Hey.

Tea Time 38:10
Rango fanfiction.

Hermajesty 38:13
I told you that if we received a call while recording we will answer.

Rainbow Riot 38:18
No, because it's a it's about my roommate that I don't like.

3 Bears 38:23
Oh, she's about

Johnny Ghost 38:28
i'd rush over soon pushing her into motel room, catching her by surprise as I shut the door behind me. A sudden gasp and soft sweet squeak could be heard as I kissed her. What little bit of neck that is exposed as I was gentle to not inject my venom into her. Surprisingly, she was more willing this time than the last... that's a bit sus. Knowing how stressed she was as well as the kiss somewhat relieved her of it. Having her take off her shirt and pants, seeing she's already been blushing, surpassing myself. Soon wrapping myself around her body along with her underwear/panties. Move to the side. I pushed myself inside. Feeling she's a virgin? Yeah. Hearing disappointed Oh god. hear a whimper a bit along with the soft and subtle moan. Now it's our POV as he thrust it against me. I'd whisper and softly moaned while holding on to him questioning to why I'm allowing him to do this to me. After a while I felt more relieved when knowing I wasn't in pain. timestamp! After a while he got off and smart with a soft blush as I looked up at him with blush upon my there's a lot of blushing happening associated for like 30 seconds who's on top of you? Yes, I look up at him. Soon watching, hide my face. He'd lift my chin up with his gun rattle for it to be visible. Your blush rather suits you madam, he said soothingly.

3 Bears 40:00
What a gentleman very presumptuous.

Rainbow Riot 40:02
Here's an author's note. And this chapter is done sorry it's not as lewd as other stories on here but hope this chapter was okay.

3 Bears 40:08
It's not okay. It wasn't

Rainbow Riot 40:10
sorry. If you don't really like this kind of stuff.

3 Bears 40:13
So this leaves room for another Rango fanfiction.

Rainbow Riot 40:17
It does indeed it does.

3 Bears 40:19
It leaves room particularly for a more lewd Rango.

Tea Time 40:23
Is that a future episode idea?

3 Bears 40:25
You mean? Like, we write like a Marvel credit scene. Next year he shows up and he's like, I got another.

I've got a question for you. I know you've prepared a small docket of things to talk about. I'm going to assume we're about a 10th of the way through that.

Hermajesty 40:48
I was really banking on how long the radio segment would be. Do you think it was you thought it was gonna be this long? I don't know if I thought it was 40 minutes worth of content. 40 minutes? Yeah, I still we still haven't decided which movie is Rango Indeed, I think it's the first one. I'm just gonna go with number two, to officially to number two. The second one's Rango. The first one might be Django Unchained.

Rainbow Riot 41:10
Ohhh,

Tea Time 41:11
the cracker

3 Bears 41:12
I have not seen either movie in over a decade.

Rainbow Riot 41:14
crackers would make sense in that context.

3 Bears 41:17
Lots of ISIS in that.

Tea Time 41:19
Canyon, Django and Rango.

Rainbow Riot 41:20
I think it's genuine

Tea Time 41:21
Is Rango like a parody of Django because I know that came out around this, like around the same time

3 Bears 41:27
chin Kim came I have to believe in it. So

Hermajesty 41:30
also, Django Unchained is way more racist.

Tea Time 41:32
So Django that's a that's a very valid hash of the movie.

Grant Eubanks 41:38
I don't think it's a racist movie.

Tea Time 41:39
I mean, okay, yeah.

Grant Eubanks 41:41
Like what's the what's that old movie? That was like the the one of the reasons why racism was perpetuated.

Cutter 41:49
It's not like that. No, okay. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Leonardo DiCaprio.

Rainbow Riot 41:54
I know, I was just gonna say he's really he's really attractive.

Grant Eubanks 41:57
He is really attractive.

Rainbow Riot 41:58
Rick Dalton. Sorry for

3 Bears 42:01
the movie, by the way.

Hermajesty 42:05
is Rick like, Dalton, the once upon a time in Hollywood character?

Rainbow Riot 42:10
No, it is specifically Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton the failing aging actor.

Hermajesty 42:15
Okay. I was just thrown off by you know, that not being stopped for discussion.

Johnny Ghost 42:20
Rosie confirmed, Julia.

Tea Time 42:23
Rosie confirmed DiCaprio enjoyer.

Hermajesty 42:25
enthusiast per se.

Rainbow Riot 42:27
Perhaps

Hermajesty 42:28
How do you feel about the creek as you are in his age range so

Rainbow Riot 42:32
precisely. I think I'm the perfect age for him. I think he's the perfect age for me. Um, I think

Tea Time 42:41
this is an application.

Hermajesty 42:42
Yes. I've got a question.

Unknown Speaker 42:44
Yes, sure. Sure.

Hermajesty 42:46
I'm just you know, loosely if you happen to know how old were you in Titanic came out exactly.

Rainbow Riot 42:53
I wasn't born yet.

Hermajesty 42:57
That's all you're on.

Rainbow Riot 43:00
Although I am fully bodaciously legal as I stand before you today so

Hermajesty 43:08
what, what year's bodaciously legal?

Rainbow Riot 43:11
right now 20

Tea Time 43:13
2021 bodaciously legal

Rainbow Riot 43:18
No, I think yes, absolutely. I- we - Leo if you're listening

Hermajesty 43:25
for the benefit of radio, um Rosie has commented the microphone to herself away from Cutter and is firmly holding it

Rainbow Riot 43:32
please.

Hermajesty 43:33
She assumes that Leonardo DiCaprio

Rainbow Riot 43:34
please No, please, no if you're interested, I'm- I could be so good for you. I can cook. I will do all the cooking and the cleaning. I will- I am a firm feminist but I will subject myself to any and I

3 Bears 43:49
down horrendous

Rainbow Riot 43:57
I said maybe it's something about the the brown leather jacket that he wears throughout the movie. Or maybe I just want his car, cause to be fair, his car is quite nice. And to be fair, we're talking about the 2019 film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood directed by Quentin Tarantino starring Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio. And Margot Robbie. And Margot Robbie, of course, she should have come first.

Tea Time 44:15
Women should always come first.

Rainbow Riot 44:18
I happen to agree. And you know who else, I think would agree. Leonardo DiCaprio. Thank you. That's all

Grant Eubanks 44:26
That's why are we sending this to Leo.

3 Bears 44:28
This is my tag on Twitter.

Johnny Ghost 44:32
Is he on Twitter?

3 Bears 44:32
Oh my God, he's on the WKNC Twitter. Are you asking me your job?

Tea Time 44:43
I'm Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't listen to WKNC. Sure, in fairness, you haven't read the Rango smut. So I think you're in the clear.

Grant Eubanks 44:55
I've heard enough.

Tea Time 44:58
Oh, yeah.

Grant Eubanks 44:59
So I think the funniest bit hasn't happened yet, honestly. So so let's get some let's get some funny with some robbers with. Y'all need to be funnier

Hermajesty 45:11
For the for the record Rosie did just follow Leonardo DiCaprio on Twitter.

Grant Eubanks 45:15
That's pretty funny.

Rainbow Riot 45:16
I will say that DiCaprio and Johnny Depp incited my bisexual awakening.

Tea Time 45:25
I will say Johnny Depp, too, like Johnny Depp is one of my like life goals, which was

Rainbow Riot 45:31
so close and you're really close to them

Hermajesty 45:33
any Johnny Depp?

Rainbow Riot 45:34
I will say that specifically Johnny Depp and Sweeney Todd and say, Oh my God. I know that might say a lot about me, but it's okay. All right.

Tea Time 45:48
Helena Bonham Carter.

Rainbow Riot 45:49
Carter is in any in any role? Yes, man.

Johnny Ghost 45:52
You got fun awakening backstories mine was dancing with the stars.

Tea Time 45:57
Elaborate.

Rainbow Riot 45:57
who pray towel?

Johnny Ghost 45:59
I don't even remember

Rainbow Riot 46:00
or was dancing with the stars just your sexual awakening period.

Johnny Ghost 46:03
No, it was. And our performing arts teacher played some I forget what we were doing. He was like big on dancing. And we saw an episode and I was like, Hmm, this better not awaken anything in me.

Hermajesty 46:19
You could lie.

Tea Time 46:24
Just be like, Oh, yeah, it was your thing. Your thing is the same as my thing. Wait,

Rainbow Riot 46:28
but who was it? Or was it just dance that you were turned on to?

Tea Time 46:32
Vibe of the show?

Johnny Ghost 46:33
Yes.

Tea Time 46:34
Okay, mine was Donnie Darko.

Rainbow Riot 46:37
Oh, that's quite good. That's quite good.

Tea Time 46:40
movie about the scary furry.

Hermajesty 46:43
Yes, it's a it's a rabbit

Tea Time 46:45
a furry fursuit

Hermajesty 46:48
it's not a furry, it's it's like pretty obviously a mascot suit, more than it is a fursuit.

Johnny Ghost 46:55
I mean, is there really a difference?

Tea Time 46:57
Yeah. Okay, so you know what?

Hermajesty 46:59
What has been lost a lot of today in modern cancel culture is. And I think that is a big that is a big thing that draws the line between a mascot and a furry. His intention.

Tea Time 47:12
Tuffy. No, Mr. Wuf, and

Rainbow Riot 47:14
we're not we're not saying Tuffy is a furry.

Johnny Ghost 47:17
Just to make that joke, but I don't remember where I got it.

Innegra 47:24
My sexual awakening was Roger Daltrey of the who

Tea Time 47:28
great hair. So I don't blame you.

Innegra 47:32
And Richard Gere from Pretty Woman at around the same time

Tea Time 47:35
why don't you go back to sleep

3 Bears 47:37
This is the horniest thing I've ever been a part of,

Johnny Ghost 47:41
although I think okay, so to be so, so fair. I think I should have further analyzed that. Richard Gere from from pretty women specifically was one of my first crushes because that that really should have gotten the wheels ticking in my brain of like, I think something is wrong here. Like, I mean, I was eight. Okay. Before the year of beard and Paul McCartney fanfic early this was an early onset crush. This is a OC. And it's bad.

Hermajesty 48:09
Another one of those things that that I look back on I'm like, man, someone sort of should have said something was when I was watching Dan and Phil in middle school.

Johnny Ghost 48:18
One of my sister's friends to a Dan and Phil live show. I got to see how it is shaking Raven.

Tea Time 48:26
Phil is my small bean uwu?

Hermajesty 48:29
together they're they're out publicly out in a relationship together.

3 Bears 48:33
They weren't always

Hermajesty 48:34
No.

Rainbow Riot 48:36
Wait they're dating eachother?

Hermajesty 48:37
Yeah.

Rainbow Riot 48:37
I thought they were independently gay.

Tea Time 48:42
I know you're thinking of the Property Brothers.

Rainbow Riot 48:44
I used to think I used to think the Property Brothers were just a gay couple.

3 Bears 48:50
That's so fast.

Rainbow Riot 48:53
That's what gay couples do. Looking like one another.

Hermajesty 48:58
All couples do. Really?

I want to point out that grant and ellen look very similar today.

Rainbow Riot 49:02
They do look very similar.

Grant Eubanks 49:03
actually do. Okay. I want you to know about this shirt. I've been looking at this shirt all day.

Hermajesty 49:14
They're gay, but they own a house together.

Rainbow Riot 49:20
Okay, so they're just roommates and then like actual life partners. which is which is code for a couple.

Okay, so yeah, but like no wait. No. chillers.

Grant Eubanks 49:38
listeners. I am I'm wearing a blue shirt that says tank turns 50 on it. And

Rainbow Riot 49:44
turn on the sexy boys please grant. Why are you

Grant Eubanks 49:47
sorry I can't that's just the way I was born. Rosie. I'm sorry. I'm discriminated. Um, yeah. So my friend, Nick. His dad. They call him tank and apparently they had a birthday party and They made like 50 or 100 of these shirts, and my dad had one and he's like, I'm never gonna wear this again. And I'm like, Fuck yeah, I'm gonna wear this. So if you can see the back console and read out the back,

Tea Time 50:16
VP fantasy football the poet taking stuff Stein corner, golf cart, texting the preacher and flag of shame rooms and for listeners at home the flag of shame has a beer mug it looks like on like a garden flagpole.

Hermajesty 50:34
I love white people.

3 Bears 50:37
Culture.

Tea Time 50:39
I need some elaboration on the flag of shame. Why is a mug of beer so

3 Bears 50:42
why man? I don't know if this guy for banlaw

Rainbow Riot 50:47
I think number two is Rango.

Tea Time 50:49
Take tank war. What's the first one last meet? Yes. So back to what started this whole thing

Hermajesty 50:56
number two is in fact Rango

Rainbow Riot 50:58
course wait who else said number two is radio. Can we get a count?

3 Bears 51:01
I did.

Rainbow Riot 51:02
Okay, Cutter did. Joey grant

Hermajesty 51:05
for the record Joey said that number one was Rango

Unknown Speaker 51:06
that was a joke.

Hermajesty 51:07
Yeah, but I think I think you got to even meet you dug your grave. You gotta lie being slandered. So we're six out of six for this. Five and a half out of six.

Unknown Speaker 51:18
Well, I pretty openly gave up after reading two sentences and and Tommy said this is Rango

Cutter 51:27
road Hill did pop up. You know about eight seconds. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's the first one? I don't remember that. Just a fever dream.

Unknown Speaker 51:35
Movie westerns. I looked at a list of the most absurd westerns in this scene. I was gonna say spaghetti was

Johnny Ghost 51:43
a spaghetti western is what I was thinking but maybe that's just because I you like spaghetti? No, it's just cuz I like Leonardo DiCaprio. And I watched once upon a time in Hollywood last night. So I have spaghetti spaghetti westerns on the mind. Okay, so this is this is fresh. This is fresh. Fresh spaghetti. Certified fresh. Certified.

Unknown Speaker 51:59
Speaking of certified fresh Rango has like an 88 Rotten Tomato. I was just looking at that a minute ago is Paddington to 192 is

Johnny Ghost 52:08
a great movie. And I really resent anyone that hates that movie. I unequivocally as a marmalade fan. Love any of the Paddington movies. Set a hot take. I don't know your any of them. But like Paddington, like the little bear and movie. Bear comes with

Cutter 52:23
that. Like, I was just making sure we were talking about the book. Paddington discourse. gonna say how can you not love the bear? If you love the violence? Paddington Bear? Yeah. Are you really gonna challenge? A rainbow Riot? Is this fair? No, no, exactly. I'm gonna just for that. I'm gonna look up Paddington to ratings and I'm going to show you there was a second one. Yes. On the second. Yes. It blows my mind. It's got 99% on the tomato meter, and an audience score of 87 which is shockingly high for a critically acclaimed movie children's movie on behalf of Paddington Fuck you.

Unknown Speaker 53:27
See how I'm making fun of the fact that you said the bear and the movie? I love the bear and how can you not like both of them at the same time? Hate the bear. Love the subplot. Love that dad.

Unknown Speaker 53:41
That's what I'm saying. Like radar love me. Honestly. Okay. No.

Johnny Ghost 53:50
I didn't really have a crush on the dead. Horse. Also the Mom, come on, let's be fair. But what I really loved you guys remember that staircase? You can see the staircase in that house? Yeah, just the spiral staircase. amazing thing. And they live downtown London, right? They live in Notting Hill, a setting for one of my other favorite movies. Notting Hill, and it's, you know what? Yes, I even went there because I saw Paddington. And it's so gorgeous. They have this beautiful staircase in the house. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that is so stunning. I love that. So I went. You went to the radio. I'm showing everyone in the lounge, a photo from my Instagram. Remember, right there. You can see a photo just because of Paddington.

Cutter 54:39
Is that actually the reason? That is?

Johnny Ghost 54:41
Actually the reason I went on my own? I was 17. Mind you. I was wanting to 1000 Paddington two came out in 2017. I said, my new mission. I went to Notting Hill shopped a little bit didn't really care for it much. But I went to the house or sleeping on Paddington to for four years. When did Paddington Bowen come? are yours? Oh my gosh, pretty soon, right before Paddington to because you know, because it was such a success 2014 that the people wanted more. Really? And there's not been a pattern It's time for Paddington three.

Unknown Speaker 55:12
They just released an earth shattering movie for in terms of Rotten Tomatoes score and then they just they just said bye.

Unknown Speaker 55:19
Go out on I know you either live long enough to see yourself become the villain hero hero I said that.

Cutter 55:28
A lot of trilogies. The third movie isn't good. I want to I want to announce for all the Paddington heads out there. The Paddington three Film Director Cast and location details are currently being kept under wraps, but it is being made it's to begin filming in 2022.

Johnny Ghost 55:49
an anti vaxxer Paddington Bear is getting recast. due to scheduling issues Paddington Bear has been recast as Nicole Kidman for Paddington three.

Unknown Speaker 56:01
Gina Khurana and Amanda Laurie. So what's next on the docket? Oh, and I'm so curious. Um, it's Tommy getting a tramp stamp. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Anybody else can get a tramp stamp. I

Cutter 56:25
wanna I want a muscle tablet. Oh my god. A little bit routine. Wow. Push Ups every day. Wow. No, you guys. Yeah, no, it sucks. Packing muscles. I don't like you saying this after everything that else so far still resides with Richard Gere. Perfect. That's all I needed to hear now picture cutter. That's quite a profile picture.

Unknown Speaker 56:58
You don't even have to get into cutters social media profiles to get to that they're strapped don't

Cutter 57:03
know the ones right there in the profile. So that's Twitter recently. And by seeing tweets. Thank you. Thank you. Like at least so far, and how far in did you make it? Oh, like yours? Did you you made it through the whole Boston I just consumed Twitter's Wow. You made it through the whole Boston life. We Oh, my God. I don't referensi lying to you. I left it like, that's phenomenal. For reference. I went to Boston with my dad to tour some colleges. And it was like Boston, we went all the way up to like Vermont tour some schools up in that area. And we were there for like six days, five days out and it doesn't matter. I live tweeted the whole time we were there. And it was one of the best experiences of my life. If you want to read about it even follow me on Twitter.

Johnny Ghost 57:49
I live the times that we've been I've been trying to ignore it. But my lips have been going numb. And having a stroke. No, I don't think so. Why am I having a stroke? Yeah. Oh, God. Wait, wait. Just a regular medical strokes are the strokes

Cutter 58:15
back to the task at hand? Let's get this tramp stamp on that man. strokes. Rosie, please retrieve your water. Oh, that's so on here. Yes. It really is. It's very quite girl. really wealthy? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I just do that automatically. So for the listeners, I'm going to narrate this. While this all happens. So we have rainbow riders going outside to get her water with a nice little twirl on the way out. Tommy has tied up his shirt to be the smallest crop top I've ever seen. Like a dog shows. Yeah, thank you. That's really what I'm going for here. I like the squaring of the pink shorts. I did not notice those shorts. I'm a fan. I'm gonna be awesome. Did

Unknown Speaker 58:58
you get Oh yeah.

Unknown Speaker 58:59
Oh my god. like five years ago at rue 21 for like $3 because they're on

Cutter 59:04
clearance. $3 a rue 21. Yeah, that's a great deal. So I took out a shoelace. That's even better. I mean, I think that really brings the whole vibe together. what's the what's what's your shirt? Please, please tell us about your shirt. Come closer. Come into the mic and tell us about your shirt fry. Violence. Hold on, we're interviewing him before he gets this.

Unknown Speaker 59:29
Now this shirt is a mute without you sure. My all time favorite band because I found them they're breaking up and I am devastated. But this is a shirt. It's got Sisyphus pushing a what seems to be a dodecahedron maybe I don't know my shapes

Cutter 59:45
and I Casa hedron. My Casa hedron pushing it up a hill on the back. Yeah, I hate myself.

Unknown Speaker 59:52
It's got the entirety of lyrics to silencer one of the most emotional songs ever wrote.

Unknown Speaker 59:57
I think the the overlap and demographic between the This podcast in that band

Cutter 1:00:01
might might be like you that Venn diagram. diagram might be a circle.

Unknown Speaker 1:00:06
I am the me without you listener in just there's two to me without you listeners in. So So you've you've, you've converted her. Oh, absolutely. We watched we watched her livestream concert last night and we both cried. Yes. Is it was it like their last show? It was the beginning of their last show.

Cutter 1:00:24
They said, Alright, let's get this thing done tattoo time. Applying the tattoo t time tattoo to tea time. You say? Tea Time Time. Time to tattoo tea time. This is a new This is a new tongue twister for all you terrible terrible theater kids out there who really love to do that thing where you just say a bunch of words really fast. And like you know before you go on and everyone hates it. It's time to tattoo tea time. Tea Time it's gonna be time to tattoo Tommy D time how's that look? Oh, I can't believe y'all just said that. I wanted on the record that I did not that's gonna date this episode. Yes, this episode we talked about Rango fanfiction and everyone just yell Sheesh. It's 2019 it's 2020 just for the record one more time one more time. I was not born with the before times. Alright, I want that's beautiful. We did the tramp stamp. Let me see the image. I took it like kind of nervously so. Oh, that's great. Now I believe rainbow ride is about to get a tattoo I'm not entirely clear on what's going on. He's like, holding their water barley good tuna, nice

Unknown Speaker 1:01:53
juxtaposition. My t shirt reading very emotional and personal lyrics. And WKNC tattoo and close to my ass crack

Cutter 1:02:02
is very, I think it's a great connection. Have all

Unknown Speaker 1:02:07
of you seen the basis for Canarsie getting it on stage? I

Cutter 1:02:12
did. I love that video. You can see his whole ask. plumber crack. Yeah, phenomenal. Was that during the set? Yes. That was that was kind of a banger. He is playing? Yeah, I was I was wondering if it was like a soundcheck or know what rainbow Riot has just received a tattoo I believe on on the mid mid thigh low thigh area. Phenomenal. who's who's up next? Oh, Grant. Where should I put WKNC? I mean, look, all I'm gonna say is I'm not gonna do a cheek tattoo. But I would not I don't mean as chic. I mean, like your your face changing either. Okay, that's fair. Jason. Yes. Yeah, to clarify, these things have to clarify. Okay, great. Oh, man has just been abandoned. Oh, and just straight up, walk away with a tattoo.

Unknown Speaker 1:03:02
I love how I'm like, oh, and do you want to do it? Because since you're the guy with the tattoo and stuff in your hand, and I'm talking about the Canarsie basis, he's like, No, not really.

Cutter 1:03:13
Left, you had to drive

Unknown Speaker 1:03:16
more than like, 15 seconds about it. And then I was like, oh, maybe I don't want to maybe I don't want to administer a tab to to a large sweaty 30 something year old man. I think that's fair. So have grant do it. Right.

Unknown Speaker 1:03:31
I mean, it's not every day you get a tattoo. Playing like a basis while playing. Yeah, no, that's why I did it.

Cutter 1:03:38
We were on the clock. So I felt it was fair to make you do that is entirely for it to get paid to do that. Oh, yeah, absolutely. No, that's totally on you. To pay me to do that eight hour, apparently an hour.

Unknown Speaker 1:03:49
Actually,

Unknown Speaker 1:03:50
I like that brings up that brings us to a large discussion that I was having last night with a nosing. Yes. Um, how much would you need to be paid to be a professional as swiper Oh, that's that's fair. That's fair.

Unknown Speaker 1:04:07
Some people take you know, messy. Whoops, some people will tend to take very solid

Unknown Speaker 1:04:14
Well, that's that's where the attending doesn't. really depends on how they eat. There's a lot of pay models is what we think about like, Is it a

Cutter 1:04:22
tiered system? Yeah. Is it is it pay per poop?

Unknown Speaker 1:04:26
I think I think it should be her job basis. Yeah, very clean ass. Yeah, I

Cutter 1:04:30
think it's not like a it's not like a per hour thing. I get like it like a house. You got it? Was this a salary? No. Oh, great. And support. I think I think you'd have to in Wow, it's a little wrinkly. I think I think it's stylish is a character. Yeah, it's got like Eric psychadelic w Yeah, yeah, wavy. But yeah, I'm fine with that. I think you'd have to pay me like a few $100 Can we get Tommy talking about poops for the whole time. I'll be talking about proofs or none of the podcast spin off podcast Tea Time talks about toilet time what is I mean I'm sure that the tea and Tea Time stands for Tommy is it in it now be toilet time if let me let me go into a little bit of time Lord Tea Time Lord

Unknown Speaker 1:05:19
yes so in high school and all goes back to high school naturally there was this guy who is extremely insufferable could not stand the guy bully me every single day but he always called me tea time, but I couldn't tell you saying t time or T Tom. Because you're stupid. Stupid. He played a lot of golf. So I assumed he was honi tee time because you know that's like probably tee time golf. But yeah,

Cutter 1:05:51
yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:05:52
yeah. See that? Then I went and got a Volkswagen Golf. And I'm like, oh, oh golf. I live like one of my golf tee time and then during the year the driver for like I'm the driver. Genius. Yeah. Then during the blessings

Cutter 1:06:12
you banks but yeah.

Nice. Joe, he's just gotten a wonderful trance dance

Unknown Speaker 1:06:24
great. During the DJ inner interest meeting, Laura called me tea time without having any any knowledge that I was called tea time. It's almost like it's meant to be um tea time. Thank you

Unknown Speaker 1:06:42
know when you replace Jimmy Fallon next year, as is in your contract? Are you gonna use that name for it? Oh, where are you getting one cutter?

Rainbow Riot 1:06:51
muscle fat cutter is getting a muscle tat. What a poser. No tramp stamp. Now for I did that in high school. Wow. so gorgeous. I love the the Mazel Tov. Oh,

nice.

Johnny Ghost 1:07:10
Well, there's some strong eye contact happening right now between because it's gonna be someone's awakening. This feels a little fruity. Can you say that? I can say that. Okay, I can I can say that. This radio station is considered fanfiction. Oh, we get trapped in the room. No, we get trapped in the room. x escape room. Probably is is for

Unknown Speaker 1:07:48
so our next segment, which is a great radio segment.

Cutter 1:07:53
Oh, good. is I'm going to pull up he's, he's actively he's holding up a 96 pack of Crayola crayons. Now

Unknown Speaker 1:08:02
in the UK the economy of like a kindergartner. That's your a king? Yes. Truly Emperor feudal lord as a child, I thought those were like 15 $20 I go to Target. They're like,

Cutter 1:08:14
five. Doesn't matter.

Unknown Speaker 1:08:16
So anyway. And so I will be pulling out a crayon and then each of my lovely co hosts will be guessing what color it is.

Unknown Speaker 1:08:25
I thought we were going to eat it but Okay, why did you think that? He started with E so I'm like, Wait, you're gonna eat it.

Cutter 1:08:33
So we're guessing the name of the name of the beast. Okay, okay. Okay, let's go there. It's the grant. It's there. I'm a bit rusty on my Crayola more, but is there the escape room? Yeah. Is it the movie escape room? Or is it Oh, well, I mean, I'm sure that's there too. That's clearly slightly photoshopped Elsa and Ana. I don't I don't that's I'm not saying that as a bit. I genuinely think that that's like to contain scenes with gorny console one

Unknown Speaker 1:09:02
time someone dies. Oh my god. Anyways. I don't want I don't want someone to die and I smile.

Johnny Ghost 1:09:10
Sometimes. Sometimes people die while they have sex. And that's okay. It's a natural thing.

Cutter 1:09:15
They go out doing what they like on the radio. I'm gonna bore you bro. First color Gen Z is not okay. For Qatar. Whoo. That is that is possibly one of the worst. Yes, I think formally I'm gonna go with that. That color is probably named like lemon lime. It is spring green. Okay, so we're just wondering where you got one guy? Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:09:49
we keep going until he gets one right. That would take a long time. Hey,

Cutter 1:09:54
we got 95 more crayons and I guarantee you I'll meet them all. After that sale no names all the crayons though so that should stay right activity 96 colors. Rosy your color.

Johnny Ghost 1:10:16
I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to come down from what colored I was just talking about. Wait, what color is that? Wait, hold on. Is that a beautiful gray? Is that a gray blue? That's not my guess. But is that the shade? Is that kind of the shade? I'm really blind. So I wear glasses. By the way. I don't know if that was established. And I'm colorblind. I'm not color blind, but it is a little. How can I grab thanks? Your adult? Oh. I didn't I genuinely I okay. I didn't really get a good look at it. I'm gonna say that. Is it like a? Like a Heather? heather gray, Heather blue.

Unknown Speaker 1:10:52
It's a wild blue yonder

Cutter 1:10:57
plates or yonder. I like that. It's very cool to me. Can we keep the crayons? No. You're right. I was actually told specifically by Maddie to not eat them. Maddie is our wonderful General Manager. She's great. We love her. She She helps me eat crayons. She helps all those funny crayons. That is her job. Yeah. Oh, that one's easy. magenta. It's fuchsia that's how they get you. Yeah. Big Big crayon. This is difficult. I'm gonna go with white it is white. Nicely done. Nicely done so hard. That was really easy. Yeah. How did you not get wild blue yonder? buttermilk

Unknown Speaker 1:11:54
now I remember having a 64 pack of crayons and I remember one of the crowns being purple mountains Majesty, I distinctly remember that one like like from the America Song. Yes. Crowley is Taylor staring intently at the crayon tough This is tense there's almost no long answer back of my mind. Do you like childhood? Yeah, bring that forward Crayola warning thing Carter Cray Laura. magenta something is it that magenta sorry. That's it is that purple mountain majesties? Is orchid Oh, that was not

Cutter 1:12:40
I feel like we started with with two very like out there ones and the rest of them have been colors. I've been trying to find more fun. Take back Why isn't there a good mac and cheese? I think it was sponsored by Kraft This is me. Yes. Where did it come from? I don't know. That's a deep looking colors. You do?

Tea Time 1:13:05
I'm not gonna tell you but I will say after if my guess is correct.

Unknown Speaker 1:13:12
Midnight sky blue to full. Does it actually say what do you like? tourneys? We can't just have blue eyes. Which might have made sense. No. I like it. It's nice.

Cutter 1:13:31
Oh, and do you want me to hold that a crayon for you? Yes, sir. Just go for it. I need to smell that because I need some histologia guys NIF on that thing. actually even no sniff policy. sharpener on the back. Yeah. In a pack of 64 It comes with a short Yeah. built in. Alright, I've got a color for you. You done some serious nice little Billy pink color. It's a lovely person, though. Yeah. Shout out to you for wrapping it does have some red undertones. These are all valid points about the color What do you say? What do you say? Oh in red smilin. That is close it much in line with beautiful This one's called marvelous. I've gone with the hidden killer. I didn't even think of that tip.

Unknown Speaker 1:14:28
I really wish like what if someone like dude did a murder letter like a ransom letter in one of these and like they had to like, forensically find out the color like the color was marvelous.

Cutter 1:14:40
You'd only find those in the night. We need to search every target and school supply store in the four mile area to see who would have been 96 pack in the past three days.

Unknown Speaker 1:14:50
This Justin? New breaking evidence five year old did it. The color that the killer used was purple mountain His Majesty. sorry to hear that to kill. Do not approach right do not approach anyone holding a crayon. Man. Are we going to stick around with crayons?

Unknown Speaker 1:15:13
We're not doing a second round of crayons.

Cutter 1:15:18
We didn't love it. I mean, no, it's a great segment, but I think it's a good and bad maybe the only one that says CRAN Yeah, is that bad? Yes. Yes. That offensive we as we all know people who are different are bad and wrong. Yes. Bad bad. What does anybody here say crown? No. That's not a real it's a northern thing. I crown like, go get your box of crowns. And I'm like, British that's just a different word that very

Unknown Speaker 1:15:48
great. So our next segment is I don't know if you guys are all familiar with the with the with the rapper. watsky.

Cutter 1:15:54
Excuse me. I have so many people who talk to me about watsky. And I've never listened to a song of five, really, and most of them on, like multiple times. Interesting yet. So

Unknown Speaker 1:16:09
our segment is called is watsky. Good. Or were you just depressed? The middle school? Okay, hit us. This is inspired directly by me and grant listened to watsky for an hour on the way to Chapel Hill on Friday. Because he put on because grant turned the watsky song on, and then he skipped it and I said what? came up and shuffle and I'm like, Oh, no. And he's like, no, we're in a safe space if you're okay. It's okay.

Cutter 1:16:42
Here's what I here's what I can say about all the people that have told me you know, talk to me about watsky is they profiled them. Yeah, basically, I'm just going to out them as all people who like definitely did not have the best Middle School. It's George watsky. Yeah, and he wants to be famous like a Minecraft streamer way. That's like 20 that's like a 2011 like onto elgort like he does look like this guy. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:17:10
he still looks like a Minecraft streamer. Looks like you has gray hair. Wow. Okay, yeah, I think that looks like numerous times. Similar to what you project.

Cutter 1:17:24
That's what schema yellow beanie and a blue sweater. I believe by the way for the listeners. That's a cute fit. He's got the cheese

Johnny Ghost 1:17:45
morning. I'm not horny. I just think about Josh Groban coming out. banjos I was just thinking about beanie because I was thinking about Josh Groban already and then you should be watsky very much on refer me as Josh Groban is played in houses we're live laugh love as I like for completely different reasons that are like Hey, what are those reasons? Yeah, what are those? What are those reasons please

Unknown Speaker 1:18:13
because I'm being suppose you've already sold yourself several

Cutter 1:18:19
rainbow smart 30 minutes ago I don't know that you

Unknown Speaker 1:18:22
can you carry on Yeah.

Cutter 1:18:26
You may as well we

Johnny Ghost 1:18:29
mentioned that who mentioned my conspiracy theory because I have a very valid conspiracy theory that was that you? Was that you?

What no? Answer the question. Why am I doing it? You mentioned it we'll get to that later now it's you guys are gonna great I think what am I explaining? Why like Josh Groban Yeah, seriously theory

there's a conspiracy theory that I talked to you about but you were hammered. And so I don't think you remember it. Me

I think most of us in this room. So I'll maybe you don't know. It's a big difference. So I was mentioning

and I think maybe specifically to you oh and and you were also there. Have we ever seen little dickie and Josh Groban in the same room? For this you? vaguely remember this? I do not remember this? I swear I swear to you. They are the same person and I think I would have to go on to the branch and say that lil Dicky, Josh Groban is the root person, the human humanoid. I think lil Dicky is is a personality of Josh Groban. You don't see a clone? No, I think it's an alter ego. When Josh COVID is all strapped for cash. Similar and he produces, he produces Dave Yeah. And then he goes home and he does his little neck pillow wraps. If any of you have seen that.

Unknown Speaker 1:19:55
I'm also I mean, if you'd like watsky there's a chance you like that.

Rainbow Riot 1:20:01
That's fair exiting kind of fell off the studio. Why? by everyone by cutter. We got it. We had an outro our first outro of the day. I'm actually gonna go home and do my push ups after I pick up my room. Thanks grampy Bye bye. I'm also like I'm a woman so it's different. Oh, she's she's jack. Hello.

Unknown Speaker 1:20:27
I mean tailors jack to. Absolutely. It's just I like to make fun of cleric because he has the shirtless profile pic. And it's like it's so fun. I would also have a shirtless profile fake if that was like socially. Also do that Josh Groban played copy face.

Johnny Ghost 1:20:42
He played a cop which is a strong I don't mean to say that I'm into car. I don't hate cops. I don't know who's listening to this. What am I allowed to say it takes me takes a cab. But Josh Groban was in a show with the boss Tony Danza in a show very short live show called good cops. And in it Josh Groban plays davened he's got glasses, and I like that video. wavery voice over IP I'm making a word. Sorry. This is an attractive looking man. The one on the right. For the record, I'm showing a photo of Josh Groban. He's got a great beard. He has a he has a really nice fur. Do you see the common theme underlying all of this? I like a beard. I like a beard on a person. I'm not looking for a relationship beard. That's not what I'm referring to. I'm saying that I like beards on people. And Josh Groban is rockin we'll chat later. Josh Groban is rockin me beard, and he's got little glasses on and little Tony Danza is right next to him and he just looks sweet as pie. And I just think Josh Groban is just the bestest. I mean, have you seen Polar Express? Come on. He is using Polar Express in Polar Express, but he did. Ring any bells? He does. He does the soundtrack.

Unknown Speaker 1:22:12
That one theme that you hear any? anything that happens that that theme comes on to? That is the man Josh. Through the entire movie, go watch ports. We're talking about general manager he's just talking about Polar Express.

Unknown Speaker 1:22:38
How many? How many? How many using Polar Express? Like a billion? Yeah. Don't you know all the notes? No, I

Johnny Ghost 1:22:46
like the book. I don't have this. Weird time. To be fair, it was less than 30 seconds. That's fair. That's why we kept it under 30 seconds. No one's gonna watch this to flag it. So it's all good. This is true. too deep. So I feel like we should go and do an introduction for our our wonderful Maddie. So Maddie, we should all be staring at you.

Unknown Speaker 1:23:13
Maddie is our general manager. She's just entered. Introduce yourself. I'm Maddie. And I'm the general manager. You didn't say anything else. Um, what was your? Based on? You guys can refresh me if there were any other beats we hit on already. But what was your awakening? Your

Unknown Speaker 1:23:33
anger, your sexual notice in general, just your sexual awakening? Definitely not Rango but everybody else has to think. Okay, that's uh, I don't know we can get back to you. Thank you, sir. Probably like somebody in a band in like sixth grade. Okay. People in follow up.

Unknown Speaker 1:23:56
All right. I think at one point you said the lead singer of taking back Sunday. That was honestly I can't lie. That was like that was high school. Valid.

Unknown Speaker 1:24:04
That was that was high school. Okay, so our next segment is is SNL funny. No.

Unknown Speaker 1:24:13
period in like the mid 90s it was when like, when like Adam Sandler and hot take Adam Sandler's terrible early Adam Sandler is hilarious. Not funny, but now he just goes and then that's the new Adam Sandler Adam Sandler. I'm sorry, uncut Jones, Adam Sandler. I've never seen that either. By the only person here who's seen that movie then. I have seen Billy Madison more times than that movie. Exactly. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:24:48
it's one of the craziest things to me that he just like can do that. And he just doesn't.

Grant Eubanks 1:24:53
He was also called Thomas Anderson film, which was apparently pretty good, but I haven't seen much drunk luck. Yeah,

Rainbow Riot 1:24:58
I haven't. Yeah, that's quite Dramatic and quite good I would have to say it's very dramatic and good. He put in good he plays an angry little drunk

punch How tall is he? Oh, I'm just I'm I'm using the term little affectionately I've used the little Tony an angry little drunk to describe a lot of angry little drunk. I okay, so

Johnny Ghost 1:25:30
I really quite enjoy SNL but I mean I enjoy like Rosanna Rosanna dance like I really enjoy like, quite early. Oh, really SNL I'm talking like first second I so I enjoy 570 saying when did the 75 so I enjoy 75 through about 9695 96. But then I quite love an SNL compilation. Like on YouTube. They make quite funny compilation think

Unknown Speaker 1:26:00
my favorite SNL skit was when Will Ferrell was like doing this like PBS late night thing. And NPR? No, no, no, no, no, no. He was like on a on a street and he's like, Hey, how are you? And then there's like the ladies. He's like, I'm doing good. tiny hands, tiny hands.

Grant Eubanks 1:26:19
And I like Chasing Cars and I put the worms in my bed and mustard in my bed.

Johnny Ghost 1:26:26
So they're spoofing off of a show that went on in the 60s. It was like a Variety Hour. I can't remember his name. You just Lord, like he understands. I know you really have to have a backstory. But anyways, real show. And it was like a variety and they'd have like the senate like the the Maryland singers, like be like a girl group. And so basically, SNL has made a version of this where it's like three regular ladies and they're like, oh, like they're just like singing regularly. And then you have Kristen Wiig with really small, abnormally small, tiny doll hands. And she always and she's got a huge forehead.

Grant Eubanks 1:26:58
I just I was looking at the picture. I had no idea who this lady is. But by God, she does have a huge forehead. I don't know what to say.

Johnny Ghost 1:27:10
And I jump to the bus. I mean, and it starts out the ugliness like, my name is Rebecca. And she's like, I like Chasing Cars. And it's like, so it's a really weird skit out of context, but it is quite funny. I do

Unknown Speaker 1:27:24
like their jeopardy. They're like, turd Ferguson. Sorry. Ferguson's quite good reason. Yeah, I'll take an old bomb cover for 300 times. What's your mom said? trip back? Yeah, it's quite good. Sorry. No, yes. A bomb cover? Yeah. All right. I gotta watch an album cover or there's another one called Joe's.

Unknown Speaker 1:27:49
I do too. I enjoy modern SNL. Personally, I

Unknown Speaker 1:27:52
like spots in modern essence, like a broken clock is right two times a day. So when you throw enough stuff at the wall, something

Johnny Ghost 1:27:59
that was quite a bit. That was very that's very thinkI. Like, it's like that's something that's smart. That's something my history professor would say that we'd never even crossed my mind. But kudos. I really like that a broken clock

is right twice. That is right twice a day. I like that you not ever heard that. I've never heard that before. I'm from the south. We don't have fun things like that other things. So Brian Cox quickly is it with tobacco field in Lewisburg, so, Louis? Twice a day? Yeah. I was born and raised here and I can't do a good Southern accent. Oh, I can do it on the fly. It's great. I think it's quite nice. I like a good Southern accent I would have to testify. testify. I can't believe it. 100 Ghana Street. This is not like right now. I'll tell your ass. Sweetie. Oh, my apologies. I drank sweet tea on my porch Can't nobody to interrupt me. Like, Mama. I'm sorry. That's my Steel Magnolias. Annabella from like, 1940 Yeah. Wait, I used to do a killer Steel Magnolias impression waves. Medicine mom I need to be right. Yeah. Shelby. I love that show. Yeah. I was gonna open my last segment. So I changed it.

Grant Eubanks 1:29:47
Very, very Konya, Kanye songs and people on Twitter got really, really played like unreleased Kanye songs and I feel like people don't understand what that Like one release, you should drop. It's not like Dropbox or whatever. Like, I guess it's not an official leak, but it's not that it's unreleased. He streamed it released. like these. I was like this one girl who was like, how did you get this audio if you're just playing? unreleased tracks, stop it.

Unknown Speaker 1:30:24
The official WKNC Twitter response right? I'm Kanye West.

Unknown Speaker 1:30:30
Kanye West. No cap. Yeah. We as a collective WKNC is Kanye West Jesus name.

Unknown Speaker 1:30:40
I would like to transition to our last segment before we end the podcast has been going hour and a half. Who's gonna edit this? I will. All right. Go for it. Um, do you think Margaret Thatcher used to girl's power when she sent illegal death squads into our into Ireland?

Johnny Ghost 1:30:59
Like, Was she a girl boss? Yes, absolutely. I'm gonna stand by that. Yes, I think so. God, please. Something. Isn't Maggie's in the mud? No, it's Do you guys know who Bruno perros Nick is? Don't burn up pearls, Nick.

Unknown Speaker 1:31:14
Yeah, so it's this like, let me see. It's this guy. It's this British guy who just screams into his camera and makes these What does this have to do with Margaret? Margaret, I hope this email blows your tits clean on the face. It's I think that's okay. It is Yeah, she's awful. Every day battery's dead. And that's it. Thank you.

Unknown Speaker 1:32:08
This guy has tons of them. He was like really active on like UK housing forum. What's this guy's name again? Bruno parasnath. Bruno PR. I

Johnny Ghost 1:32:16
would just like to bring this back to music very quickly. Okay, we like we've spoken about SNL right? Well, I guess now back to music. Bring that circle back around the music. Oh, you missed that. We so as I said I'll did a skit where they spoofed they did like they do these like really long out musical spoofs. Right. And they did one for the Sex Pistols. And it they did like a history of punk spoof, like those dumb shows. And they had a band. I can't remember what they called the band, but they were meant to spoof on the Sex Pistols. But the thing is, Oh, God, who was the guy in the Sex Pistols would kill me, right? No, not the trumper the other guy. The one who kills Nancy said, said vicious. So this whooping noobish said vicious. vicious was that he really disliked garb like they're like a punk band, but he really liked Margaret Thatcher. And they had like a friendship like he would visit her like

Unknown Speaker 1:33:27
personal like Sex Pistols like a like an industry plan. So they were the tramp stamps. And so I said I suppose to this ban, it's like hey, Maggie Thatcher, your rah rah

Johnny Ghost 1:33:43
music and all of the band members are really like confused because they're anti anti Maggie. And it's like a system of a john was like george bush. Kinda like that. Kind of like that.

Unknown Speaker 1:34:00
Fun fact. Um, Rama Reagan is still dead.

Johnny Ghost 1:34:03
Still dead. Thank the Lord. I know the day I wake up and Ronald. Ronald Reagan is dead. I said Donald. Tomorrow. Be fair, he did introduce a new gender neutral neutral bathroom. Oh the grave? Yes. Yeah. No unrelated reasons. We do. I do.

Unknown Speaker 1:34:32
Oh, what David Crosby. Oh, nice. Nice.

Johnny Ghost 1:34:35
I'm I'm on rolling so not common. Just to Jeff of David Crosby popped up I'm trying to find pictures on Margaret Thatcher insists not hard to find. Oh, well, there are pictures.

Unknown Speaker 1:34:47
There are pictures of new weapons. Bring a new leader wattpad I don't think she considered anything before this, but absolutely not.

Johnny Ghost 1:34:58
Now this is complete. Well, I won't say complete I'm playing because I want to add a wonderful docket that we did not follow. But most everything has to be something did not consider completely gone

Unknown Speaker 1:35:08
to be points to not consider and what is not considered as the docket?

Unknown Speaker 1:35:17
Fuck is the word docket is like a plan are you docket? British lingo to me dossier a dossier that Okay, okay. That's like a CIA thing My name is Rosanna Doria do I like radio? I'm twin air. So the resurgence of Joe mama jokes is one of the best things is having this as a Yo mama joke. We've descended into hell this this podcast. Somebody please talk so I stopped talking. What's up? We tell you that we have tramp stamps now.

Grant Eubanks 1:36:00
Yeah, I'm the one who ordered them. No, no, like I put the first one on Jamie like two days ago. Yeah, Rosie I saw yours is just on your leg on my leg.

Unknown Speaker 1:36:16
I feel like you also like line up Yeah, absolutely. We can do that. There's a trend line up for that. I'm a cluster leader. That's gonna be the thumbnail There we go. It's just Yes, it's just gonna go on transistor. Yeah, I just mean like it's not gonna be like a Eye on the Triangle. So can you imagine the otter AI transcript of this episode here? I

Grant Eubanks 1:36:41
think they should err on the station on editing I have it that's why this should err on edited and see how fast the FCC

Unknown Speaker 1:36:55
Yeah, we're fake. Seriously, the idea of an arien cuz we would we would get fined the most that anyone's ever been fine for anything. None of y'all know how to schedule things on the radio anyway, so I'm not concerned. Please figure it out. If we if we have at least two brain cells in this room. One of us knows how to read not him. On his it's wattpad did you use it on segment as far as fanfiction Walker Excuse me. wattpad has been open the whole time.

Grant Eubanks 1:37:43
Wait, do you ever like download it on your phone? Do you read these often? Okay.

Johnny Ghost 1:37:53
Yeah, I mean, my library I don't know if you guys just like reading these give me Greatest Hits. Sound quality they're really quality. I don't read them for Harry Styles. I read them for the plot and the plot just so happens to be

Tea Time 1:38:18
Can we get a ranking of the different fanfiction site? What is the best? Oh,

Johnny Ghost 1:38:23
three would have to be I don't know because it would be used for anyone at all interested

Unknown Speaker 1:38:29
normal. Three like in some part of everyday life for every American most women

Johnny Ghost 1:38:34
I will tell you you ask woman if she's read fanfiction at any point in her life and she will say yes. Yeah, like when regularly Yeah, when is it? When does it stop being regular? That's what I'm concerned about. I don't know if it's actively participating in its stopping. I will say I have delved into multiple like aging Rockstar pools like 2015 was spent solely reading Paul McCartney, but some Brian May fanfiction not pad it happened and that was around 2018 that was when I was like oh astrophysicist jokes in there. There are a few they're a good one. I mean, I really enjoy them I don't read them for the jokes

Unknown Speaker 1:39:17
that are not so your your DJ on any future it's not it's very much not um, what's the most sleek life out of left field band you've seen on a fanfiction? Because that I've seen or that I've read I guess there's like seeing past because like in my mind, I'm like, oh, wow, there's like a venom. Oh, there's a randomness quite.

Johnny Ghost 1:39:37
There's quite the Avengers Avengers following or? No, I'm talking about. Yeah. If you guys are familiar with the Mandalorian there is quite a federal basketball community that writes about thigh writing, but it's in like the Mondo suit. Excuse me. Thank you. skipped a couple steps No, I didn't read it myself I had a friend who read I she will go on named my friend who will still go unnamed who really enjoys and I will use present tense Pedro Pascal fanfiction Mondo Pedro Pascal fan fiction

Unknown Speaker 1:40:21
Mandalorian is a heavy Star Wars fan myself I do you see the appeal locked in a pole um but to be no anyway so no you should finish that finish the thought here he says also is oh Doesn't he have like four nibbles he does

Johnny Ghost 1:40:49
I am so glad you brought this up this time also know that this is my time to shine he does two of them are defunct you say that like male members do anything? I mean, they don't the two bottom ones. So if we're looking at I think it's radio styles. So Harry Styles has obviously four nipples obviously you know this two of them have been retconned none of them work right. None of them are like fully functioning. Here's a great example. We see two nipples This is also I need to warn you guys if this is drawing this is free tattoos. Are we all okay? Yeah, okay. Boys, they don't look when I say they're not functioning. I mean that they just look like birthmarks, but they are

Unknown Speaker 1:41:53
they have like little evil actually. You know what this one does? Tiny. It's a tiny little mini nipple. There are areolas but there's no like, this one has one too. I do do. I can do a

Unknown Speaker 1:42:10
nice little teddy flick and just

Johnny Ghost 1:42:13
dream Hey, I learned about this because I also fellow enjoy. No, I actually hate Harry's. I know you said you hated herself but you knew a bit more about him than I was expecting. Okay, and this has nothing to do. I just like to know about like, sexual health like things and I follow like threads that do that. And apparently the reason people get extra nipples is because like milk supply is not just like in your chest. It's like all over your body. nipple nipples in like different spots. Like some people will get them on there like here, sometimes in your arm. But you're the potential for milk to like, from everywhere you can mommy milkers to a whole new level here. Just it's not just in your chest. I think I might. I might get another one. I want an armpit nipple. I'll say it here now. My daddy. Your daddy I need milkers Yes. On that note.

Unknown Speaker 1:43:15
We'll conclude the first episode of no things considered with her majesty, new banks grant you banks great your banks are all of your name. your bank's collective. So on that note, thank you all. Anybody made it this far. Thank you for listening. Well, I left it open and then nobody else said their name.

Johnny Ghost 1:43:46
I am grant Eubanks. This is gonna bring the close to another episode of no things considered hosted by our lovely podcast toaster. Very lovely job. Lovely job indeed.

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